
So I was watching deleted scenes (again) from The Office Season 5. I must not have been paying attention closely enough the first time around to notice the hilarity of this scene in which Michael tells the staff of his fictitious proposal to Holly.
(Several members of the Office are gathered in Michael's office.)
Meredith: How did you propose? Spill it. Were you wasted?
Michael: How did I propose? Let's see. Well, I drove her up to Nashua, and I had the ring. A big 10 karat diamond. It was beautiful. I got down on my hands and knees, a shooting star crossed overhead, and it just lit up the diamond like a shooting star, and we were in a restaurant, and I put the diamond into a cheeseburger. and she took a bite and started to choke. So what do I do? I have CPR training, so I go around and start doing the Heimlich. The ring, a 10 karat diamond, pops out of her mouth, hits her shrimp cocktail, right onto her finger. Million to one shot. All of the Greek people in the restaurant start screaming "Opa!", which means congratulations.
I was pretty proud of my proposal idea, but I don't think I can top Michael's "proposal"!